jonathan

jonathan
1. (Jonathan) (5884↑, 1287↓)
Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.

No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan. OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES\! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)

2. (Jonathan) (3086↑, 1097↓)
very nice person, warm and welcoming.

everyone wanted to hang around Jonathan at the party.

3. (Jonathan) (2507↑, 871↓)
an extremely nice guy

See that Jonathan over there? I love him.

4. (Jonathan) (2039↑, 704↓)
someone who will always say the right thing, He'll sometimes be shy, but he'll respect everything you do. he's bound to be handsome, and will look good no matter what. Sometimes, he will take your breath away. He's a dream, picture-perfect, a complete sweetheart. No one could do any better than a jonathan.

Jonathan makes my stomache flutter when he kisses me.

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5. (Jonathan) (1848↑, 798↓)
Jonathan can also be defined as god, or god like. In simple terms... you shall bow down to him willingly.

Jonathan is the greatest.

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6. (Jonathan) (1528↑, 863↓)
A very attractive sexy beast, who in fact is fat but still gets the ladies.

"Dude how could that fat-ass get that chick". He must be a jonathan.

7. (Jonathan) (722↑, 157↓)
A boy who will never break your heart. Nor will he ever lie to you to get his way. He has an honest fun loving heart. He can be a bit perverted but people just love him for who he is. He can open the hearts of many and make a mouth dropping poem to make any girl smile. He is also on the funny side. He can make anyone laugh with his dorky shyness. He makes the perfect friend. He is a lovely little smart boy who can make people laugh as well. He is genuine and peaceful. He's also very sensitive to the heart. He protects who he loves even if the world is on top of his shoulders. The pressure will never break him and he will never break anyone else even if it means killing himself for it..

Jonathan: "Your eyes glimmer in the glowing night, with heart breaking souls moaning with thrusts of blood spreading throughout the night." Person1: -Mouth Drops- O.o

8. (Jonathan) (1426↑, 957↓)
The coolest person in all of Guildwood, he is sooooo cool everyone should bow down to him. The only reason they dont is because its all old ppl in gwood and they cant bend over or they'll break their back. But they still try sumtimes...trust me

"I wish i was Jonathan" "Jonathan is soooo cool" " did u see the way Jonathan stayed cool even in the brink of major trouble" "Jonathan is like the Fanze of Guildwood"

9. (jonathan) (495↑, 187↓)
coolest kid ever, sooo nice, sexy, hot, big dick, everything

i want my vagina in jonathans cock

10. (jonathan) (360↑, 101↓)
pure awesomeness

tt cool jonathan

11. (Jonathan) (198↑, 28↓)
A guy normally known for his speed and good looks; also known to be a charmer. Jonathan(s) are good friends and the best boyfriends. They are usually of a sensitive nature but are not afraid to use their strength when they need to.

There isn't a time where Jonathan hasn't made my stomach flutter.

12. (Jonathan) (179↑, 28↓)
A sweet, kind, thoughtful guy that can sometimes slightly off. Kinda lazy, but really hardworking when he tears into it. A guy that never gives up and once he finds that one true person, never gives up no matter what. Kinda sleeps a lot, but is cute all the same.

He's such a Jonathan.. sleeping like that at school. But how cute\! You're just such a Jonathan\! You don't stop do you\!

13. (Jonathan) (161↑, 41↓)
the sexiest man alive smartest and gets the most girls in all of history.

woo dog jonathan is sexy, i wish i was jonathan

14. (Jonathan) (132↑, 22↓)
An amazing and very sexy man who always thinks of others before himself. He is normally an amazing boyfriend/husband/friend who always finds the small things that you like and will do anything to make you happy. Every girl wishes that they could have him as a boyfriend/husband, but he only picks sweet, classy, innocent women who are normally extremely attractive. He is always an amazing listener who never wants to hurt the ones that he loves.

Fat Girl: Man, I wish I could be with Jonathan, I've been in love with him forever and he never seems to date me or see me that way. Friend: Yeah, you have to be a special type of person to be with a Jonathan. I hear Jonathans are very picky.

15. (Jonathan) (106↑, 16↓)
The most amazing guy in the world. It is impossible not to fall in love with him. He will tell you how beautiful you are everyday, and even if you dont belive him, he will tell you anyways. He tends to be extremely cute and caring. He wont make you do anything you dont want, and is very understanding. He has a very cute smile, and is funny without trying. You will have a smile on your face everytime you are around him. When you leave his presence, you immediately want him back. He is on your mind 24/7. He creates these feelings in your chest that you do not know how to describe. In short, he is absolutely amazing, and falling in love with him, is the best thing that can possibly happen to you.♥

Theres this guy who makes me feel so special. When I see him I get happy on the inside. He must be Jonathan.

16. (Jonathan) (89↑, 22↓)
1. A boy which a girl spots and instantly is attracted to. She has no intention to speak to him but will gladly stalk him via all means possible. This includes staring at, searching on Facebook and locating in the White Pages. They are prone to not wearing socks.

Girl: Wow, he is so cute\! Friend: Why don't you go talk to him? Girl: No, it's not like that\! He's a Jonathan. I'll look him up on Facebook instead.

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17. (Jonathan) (161↑, 100↓)
A beverage consisting of three-quarters iced tea and one-quarter lemonade.

Waiter, I'll take another Jonathan, please. And one for the lady as well.

18. (Jonathan) (66↑, 34↓)
Jonathan be ballin'....(black guy voice)

black guy 1: jonathan be da beastyest balla ever\! black guy 2: \@$&%*\@ yeah\!

19. (Jonathan) (19↑, 7↓)
full of darn CRAZY

hey girl you see that guy over there the one that said hes flawless hes got to be jonathan.

20. (jonathan) (24↑, 13↓)
Jon. Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God. Also known as a sex GOD. Is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend stephanie elkareh and his close friends.Cares For His Family Sooo Much. Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual, who is without a doubt the very best person to love. Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. The best Friends and very best Lovers

his girl friend wil be a girl name stephanie she will be very lucky to have such a nice handsome caring soul mate like jonathan

21. (Jonathan) (35↑, 31↓)
A sexy Beast\!\! Blue eyed, and buff. Tends to be attracted to slightly older women. Likes; walks on the beach, and blondes.

That sexy beast Jonathan walked with his pretty blonde girlfriend Chloe.

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22. (Jonathan) (4↑, 1↓)
The best husband ever

I wish I was married to a Jonathan\!

23. (Jonathan) (4↑, 3↓)
Jonathan's are players, that love to lead girls on and flirt with everyone. They're fun loving and caring and sweet as sugar. Bleach blonde hair, sky blue eyes, and washboard abs. theres no way any woman can resist falling in a long lasting love for a Jonathan.They have the biggest sex appeal you'll ever feel in your life, you wont ever sleep just wanting his body. Although they are extremley blind to what is righ infrot of them. A girl csn be hopelessly in love with a Jonathan for years in end and be willing to do anything for him and with him, and he will never notice and go for the whore who will give him what all guys want. Once you meet a Jonathan you will never be able to forget them. Jonathans will steal your heart and rip it to pieces, or if your a whore he'll take it and be so rough with it you'll never get enough. Jonathans are the perfect men.

Jonathan stole my heart, i want him more then anything/anyone in the world.

24. (Jonathan) (1↑, 11↓)
A ugly guy who tries to get people's attention by swearing and making rude remarks about people. Trying to always talk shit & troll, but always fails.

Jonathan is retarded.

25. (Jonathan) (7↑, 20↓)
1) A person in that is neither hilarious nor good looking 2) A person that no one loves 3) To be very annoying and act like an idiot

1. Jane: "You hooked up with him?" Kim: "Yeah I was drunk" Jane: "He's such a Jonathan" Kim: "Yeah, worst one night stand"

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26. (Jonathan) (8↑, 22↓)
A guy who plays with himself by putting his hand in his pocket and rubbing.

I can't believe you did the Jonathan while waiting in the grocery line. or That Jonathan left some cream in my jeans.

27. (Jonathan) (20↑, 38↓)
Jonathan C. A sexy, handsome, amazing guy. Felicia's boyfriend.

Oh look\! Theres Jonathan\! *faints* I sure would like to have me a Jonathan.

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28. (Jonathan) (3↑, 25↓)
Dominican male. Not as cool as Bianca. Very noob. Beware.

I sure wish I wasn't so Jonathan at this video game.

29. (Jonathan) (19↑, 49↓)
a jerk-like being that never answers his phone and is EXTREMELY irresponsable. he will pretend like he loves you sometimes, but DONT BE FOOLED. afterwards he will lie and ecieve you and not answer his phone.

UGH\!\!\!\! HE'S SUCH A JONATHAN\!

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30. (Jonathan) (8↑, 39↓)
A well known arsonist. known for burning down his own house and blaming it on 'electrical problems'. A person named jonathan is usually a very unfortunate and unlucky guy, he is accident prone and has a tendency to get in trouble for things he usualy didnt do. The act of a person treading in dog excrement and trying to wash it off in class

'Oh i did a [Jonathan] and burnt my house down'

31. (Jonathan) (12↑, 62↓)
Jonathan Espinosa better known as huge mandingo. He won the Guinness records for pulling the most hoes. He was the first known pimp in world history. He first started he pimping at 5 he pays a girl $5 to give him his first kiss, which prompts Jonathan to start his own "kissing company" and eventually becomes a pimp. He then develops bottom bitches which our he's hoes which are the ones that get the money for him known as the Jovi's and Brandon's. He's main bitches are called Humberto's.. The humberto's are usually the scarecrow looking ones but its what lewers in the Jovi's or brandon's known as the hoes.

that nigga pulled 7 hoes in one night that nigga pulled a straight jonathan.

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32. (Jonathan) (23↑, 78↓)
a male who at first glance looks a bit gay but when you get to know him can be cool and thinks their shit and pretends he gets a lot of girls but really doesnt. he also takes money from people. they are usually from big families and their fathers ususually date people that are famous

wow that guy must be named jonathan because he looked really gay before he got his haircut

33. (jonathan) (26↑, 89↓)
une petite beat. A small dick\! (in french slang)

Jonathan has une petit beat\!

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34. (jonathan) (16↑, 86↓)
a gay dirt-bag who dresses like a skinny-jean bitch and has a voice of a spoiled white chick.

is he wearing skinny's, he is so jonathan.

35. (Jonathan) (38↑, 170↓)
Typically a tall guy, who has some other quality that makes him easily identifiable such as hair color or the way he walks. Be aware around him. He is manipulative, and will destroy your friendships from the inside. Often insanely jealous, and will try to draw sympathy from false stories. Be aware of his tricks, if you meet him, stay away, or you’ll lose everything.

Jonathan told me his last girlfriend cheated on him, so he's afraid of losing me. Thats why he doesn't want me to hang ou with my friends

36. (Jonathan) (62↑, 296↓)
Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue \> green anytime.

Is Jonathan at American Eagle? Duhhh\!

37. (Jonathan) (56↑, 345↓)
a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.

Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold\! 0_o Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.

38. (Jonathan) (73↑, 404↓)
A big-eared deadbeat Dad that has a tendency to beat on little kids and their mother, and in his spare time enjoys jerking off into his dirty socks. The skinny loser still lives with his parents in the same small town that he grew up in and is a clepto as well as a pathalogical liar.

[I hung out with Jonathan the other nite and he got shitfaced after riding around in his purple van all night then after we got home he asked me to stick some little white hook up his ass\! wtf?] [Man, what a fag\!]

39. (Jonathan) (137↑, 579↓)
An emo or a whiney baby. or both.

"That Jonathan is sure an emo."

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40. (jonathan) (98↑, 602↓)
A black person who acts white, hangs out with whites, and tries/wishes he or she was white. You can tell some one is a Jonathan if you see a black man wearing a small collard shirt which usually a fruity color (pink, yellow, light blue) and booty hugging jeans. Usually these people are gay.

1st person: Ey nigga look at that jonathan over there with the small yellow collard shirt. 2nd person: where at 1st person: over there by the white kids in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch store 2nd person: oh hahahaha what a homo

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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